A Little Humor For Ya...

When I was younger, I was often offended with Blonde Jokes. (Especially in junior high school when my hormones were on crack and I was super senstitive.) I would take blonde jokes very personally and cry to my mom when they hurt my feelings. Once I grew up a little more and became comfortable with who I am, I could appreciate the humor in blonde jokes! I came across this one today in a work email and thought it was pretty darn creative and hilarious! ENJOY!

"A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over The table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."He takes her hand and says,

"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he said with a deep sigh...

"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

The Road To Success Starts With...A Cocktail?

Hello Fellow Bloggers and Blog-Stalkers ~ (Yes, I am one of them too!)

As I venture off on my journey to becoming a true-blue Domestic Diva I want to start things off on the right foot (which definitely includes a yummy cocktail!)

I want to introduce you to me before I start pouring out my heart and soul on this blog and all the while you are wondering who the heck I am! :) So, I figured I would tell you 30 random and completely honest things about ME! Here it goes...

1. I love love love cheese and I couldn't go a single day without it! (hey, its dairy right?)

2. My husband and I have a sick addiction to rap music. Random I know!

3. I feel amazingly blessed to have such wonderful friendships and family relationships.

4. The only seafood I will eat is Mahi Mahi and Halibut.

5. I chose the song that is on my blog "Unwritten" because from the moment I heard it on the radio, I really felt I connected with the words. We are all truly "unwritten" in some way or another...no matter what has happened in life, you can always re-write where your path leads.

6. I wish I could have a Wedding every year! (It was so much fun!)

7. I think my boss is The Devil. Actually, I don't think, I know she is.

8. I love my actual job duties, but I HATE everything else that comes with it (doesn't everyone?)

9. I love that my Husband communicates with me and he loves to cook and clean! (Thus why I need to get on the bandwagon of becoming Domesticated)

10. I am in love with the color Pink...anyway I can get it! It takes me to my happy place.

11. My mother is truly one of my best friends. She is so amazing!

12. I have an irrational fear that something bad will happen to someone I love or that I will lose someone close to me.

13. I am a self-admitted Road Rager. I hate stupid drivers!

14. I despise mornings. They are the bain of my existence which explains #15

15. One of my favorite things to do is sleep! I get excited about going to bed and I could sleep for 10-15 hours straight, every night. (I hear that is bad so i try to stay at 8-10)

16. I could eat Mexican Food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and snacks!)

17. My Dad is my Hero...and I honestly mean that in every sense of the word.

18. I love writing and I still have a pen pal that I have had for over 10 years! She came to my wedding and I am going to hers in May! (She lives in Virginia and yes, our only communication is snail mailing letters once every 1-3 months!)

19. I am a Holiday Freak! I love decorating and getting cards for holidays. I love the food, the togetherness, and the magic of the holiday season. Ahhhhh, love it!

20. I don't talk to God near as much as I should or want to. I will talk to him and pray a lot for a few weeks and then fall off for a month or two...I am constantly trying to play catchup.

21. I have always believed Shopping solves every problem! Except once shopping becomes your problem...then I don't have a solution...

22. I stand by my belief that "roughing it" or "camping" must include a cabin with a TV and bathtub. And an outlet for my cell charger.

23. I cannot stand to be hot. In the dead of summer I feel claustrophobic and nauseated when I breathe in that hot, stagnant air. Yuck!

24. Chocolate is by far the best invention ever. I'll take it in any form...candy, drinks, pies, cakes, you name it, if its chocolate, its fabulous.

25. I love washing clothes! I know, its a little weird, but there is something about it that I never mind doing...(I don't know if I should even admit this, *gasp* but I even like folding clothes!)

26.I hate working out. I am an Excuse Queen when it comes to "not having time" to workout.

27. Mac and cheese and mashed potatoes is the best meal ever. Carb-a-licious!

28. I would live on processed foods and carbs if I could. If it were healthy, I would be the President of the Processed Food Fan Club.

29. I could go to Maggie Moos daily and eat a large Cool Mint ice cream with a york peppermint patty, brownie, and fudge. MMMMMMMM!

30. I want three kids and my husband wants two...to be continued...

And there you have it! 30 random things about me. I welcome any questions! :)

Next blog I will start with my history on being the Undomestic Diva...until next time my bloggers...